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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Like back in the day when the Romans would have the engineer stand underneath the bridge while it was tested.

EDIT: Seems like this was just a myth and not an actual thing

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds interesting, I did a quick search and couldn't find any good sources for it. Do you mind linking yours?

[–] dukk@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

It’s actually a common misconception. Here’s a good article which debunks that. TLDR there’s no true historical evidence that this ever happened.

Survival mode programming

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

print "hello world";

or else;

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Real men execute everything as root

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You guys have normal user accounts?