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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 9 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Shit stinks. Next story?

[–] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn dawg when I was little I thought staying up late to watch Quantam Leap was what adults did but now I am an adult and reading this and I have to say…..fuckin blah blah better than this I’m so tired guys make it stop.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Who knew so many people were so gullible and immature.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?

“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”

With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

What's smelly Donald Trump's problem this time?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I've always assumed he smelled like necrotic fat guy.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm the smellist person I know believe me!

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

People are saying…

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Base better do their research on this one.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Greasy fat fuck.

[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

In other news: Trump is a poo poo head

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.

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