โ I am Groot ๐โ
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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Treebeard.
Everything reminds me of him :_(
As nervous as my lil guy gets standing at the urinal i am usually able to remind myself that in 40 years using them i have never accidentally glimpsed another penis. Hell i hardly look at my own in there.
I do hear and envy other men's urethras tho some of those mothafuckers can blast.
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."
โYou must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."
Enlarged prostate?
Could be kidney stones.
That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.
And apparently absorbed the power of them all
Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:
"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"
Everything will work itself out
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