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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Wait, we agree on something? What's the temperature in hell right now?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Does anyone remember back when President Bill Clinton was in office ? FOIA was an amazing moment in American politics.

Now the judges, presidents, congresscritters, and cops just say, "Nah it is too dangerous for citizens to see the government's work."

What is that ? What the fuck is that ?

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

lets just start with demanding that all the incoming nominees and appointees, and donvict (and family) and couch lover, put all their assets and holdings into blind trusts.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Wow, I actually agree with MTG on an issue, this is a first.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

GOP will see to it that she'll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I mean if Putin knows their secrets, shouldn't the American people?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

Fucking do it. Release them all.

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

MTG: "Isn't everyone in congress raping children?"

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Do it pussy

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

She believes both sides are equally corrupt and thinks this will prove it. She'd be wrong then something something deepstate.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Did she stumble into a coherent thought?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

I don't think that's the threat she thinks it is...

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