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[–] auzy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Especially looking forward to all those Biden ethics violations they spent months trying to find and millions of dollars

It will probably be a short read compared to the comey report though

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] realtegan@lemm.ee 53 points 2 days ago

She's trying to extort her fellow Republicans into not releasing the report, not realizing that the public is saying, "HELL YEAH!" at the suggestion. What's sad is it might actually work, and they won't release anything.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

For once I agree with this ghoul.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago
[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

yes absolutely! do that!

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

makes popcorn

What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?

Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Wait, we agree on something? What's the temperature in hell right now?

[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

For once, I agree with this demon.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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