So they have a coffee brewer on their back but you cannot pet? Please make sense.
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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Can I get a rule 34 on these robots?
Any robot is a sex robot if you are brave enough.
How did you even fit into that USB port????
Well you try one way, and then if that doesn't work, you roll over, and if that doesn't work then rolling over again should do the trick
They're guard dogs
Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.
That's a unique approach to suicide-by-cop
The ones at Mar-A-Lago are unarmed.
My approach to the armed ones, particularly the TASER-equipped ones used by some US law enforcement departments, would be very different.
They are also not autonomous. They have armed secret service agents very nearby. If the sensors on the dog alert them, trigger happy armed guards will come.
Joke's on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.
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Keep the proles out.