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[–] QueenHawlSera@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You will never find a man to sweep you off your feet, because sweeping is a woman's job. Mrrowl

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Damn, I need to up my opening line game if this is what I'm competing with, smh, sapphics OP, pls nerf

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 314 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm at a loss.

Quality content 👌🏽✨

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

beautiful thank you

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 40 points 1 week ago

this hits the funny

[–] Phantaminum@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, the English language's first Kanji.

[–] Phantaminum@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Sorry, I did wrote it in Spanish, I understand your confusion!

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Oxen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Simple: Guys should just date each other! The girls can then watch with their gfs 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👀👭

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 5 days ago

Imagine dating men…

[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will become the girl instead

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (13 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 57 points 1 week ago

The point is to take care of your hygiene, if showering less is enough for you that's great

[–] vzq@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

“Not strictly necessary”, please stop you’ll sweep me off my feet!

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not at the top of that list are ya

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least my eczema's getting better, you ass.

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

While you're right, it's missing the forest for the trees. It's just quippy way of saying "takes care of one's hygiene"

But yes, it's mostly a common myth that you have to shower every day, ideally do what feels right/works for you to have a good hygiene

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[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That s not true , of course doing the basic minimum of a normal human IS required but its not enough to have a gf today. The loneliness epidemic is real and not all lonely guy are complete moron. Personally I think one major factor is the privatization of love.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wow this has a lot of up votes. Of course the loneliness epidemic is real but why blame something nebulous like the privatization of love when capitalism is right there. There's a profit motive in getting people to work longer hours for less pay and have less free time to build community

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget the commodification of all the 3rd places so now there's no real place for people to interact without having to spend money

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[–] syreus@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Ask someone out for coffee. Talk about your week. Ask about theirs. Don't treat the interaction as a pass/fail. Repeat. If you have mutual attraction then nature will play out.

Doing the bare minimum hygiene and the appearance of happiness drastically improves your chances.

Dating is for finding someone you enjoy being around. Sex is a result of growing closer.

Obviously some people have it easier than others but I have peers that just refuse to ask people out for coffee or a lunch. I'm a late millennial if that matters.

Be a decent person and if a love interest doesn't personally find you attractive they WILL tell their friends. NEVER talk poorly about your previous relationships. Learn a few jokes.

The privatization of love is a real problem but the classic approach isn't dead.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 23 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Ask someone out for coffee

Who?

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[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol the attractive guy turns into a femboy ;3

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The attractive "guy" is a transbian (trans lesbian) :3

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Allegedly he's some Mexican bootleg version of Tate.

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[–] norevisit@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'd like to think I am the guy the arrows are pointing to but I am still chronically single 🥲🥲🥲 its okay, life is good but still I do get lonely sometimes

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[–] wertyuiop@feddit.rocks 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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