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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Most people aren't going to bring the butter back in.

[–] bokherif@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Put poison in the food that’s ok

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io -2 points 4 months ago

Not sure that butter can be said to contain milk by the FDA's definition of milk. So they'll need to recall it again after adding that label.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

and it probably gets thrown out then the price jacked up on the next batch

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Imperfect Foods now turned Misfit Marketplace type services usually sell items like that. But I don’t see them as being any cheaper.

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