Ask if her father was possibly a little overprotective.
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They say dress for the job you want...
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?
Take Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
The only right answer.
I guess "joust her right then and there" also would be acceptable.
Wife
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
"Hey I got your two handed sword right here!"
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
"Oh that's more like a little pocket knife isn't it?"
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
Let her conquer me.
We going to Medieval Times!
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
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Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
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Badass.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
She can slay my dragon any time.
NI!
DEUS VULT