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[–] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 days ago (15 children)

His Cybertruck still drives?

The trucks are cool to a point. I like the way they look, but they were built so poorly that they must be a nightmare to own, and nowhere near worth the price.

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

I make a point to roll down my window so they can see me pointing as I laugh at them.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Suckers. People point and laugh at me for free.

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[–] splount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

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