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I regularly bake sweet potatoes then add plain yogurt, salted peanuts, feta, nutritional yeast, and drown it in hot sauce. The dish has no name nor should it ever see the light of day. What goblin mode meals do you guys eat?

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[–] Walking_coffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

I knew someone who would eat a tomato for dinner with a few slices of carrots. Nothing baked, just a plain uncut tomato and slices of carrots.

I'm talking a functionnal human being, knowing the concept of cooking and the ability to walk to their kitchen with such a "dish" as they would call it. Not vegetarian either. They did like meat and whatnot. Saddest "meal" I've ever had the horror to laid my eyes upon.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

the carrots get sliced but the tomatoes is left whole???

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[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don’t care much about the what but the how. Biting into a whole tomato WILL make a mess. Simply cutting it in half greatly reduces the chance of that. If they already had a knife why not use it on the tomato. People are weird.

[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a whole tomato-eater, and there is a way to eat them without being messy. The mess is divided into chambers, and you basically go one chamber at a time, suck out the mess in the chamber and then move on to the next.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

...i can only eat firm roma tomatoes: gooshy tomatoes wig me out, always have...

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[–] Trent@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Two pieces of white bread, mayo, thick slices of tomato and a bunch of black pepper.. Not sure how terrible it is, but I don't generally serve it to others because it's very messy.

[–] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I toast my bread, then do mayo or butter, thick slices of tomato, and salt. Some pepper sometimes.

Toasted tomato open faced sandwich!

But I would serve that to guests. I don't see why not.

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Mix 2 different instant noodle products, Carbonara Buldak and Neoguri and create a sodium overload saucy cheesy ramen. We only have it max twice a month though because it’s so high in sodium.

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[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I don't think there's anything that I eat that couldn't be served to anyone else. Even some particularly Brazilian dishes, such as cooked cassava or corn couscous with milk and butter are pretty much vanilla compared to some other local dishes which I dread - such as buchada (a brazilian haggis, made with rice and goat offals), sarapatel (just the cooked goat offals) or chouriço doce (a reduction of sugar, spices and pig blood).

[–] Thehalfjew@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Cinnamon raisin bagels with lox and cream cheese

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

My invented dish I call "Scrumpy". You take fries or fried potatoes, equal amount lettuce broken up like for a salad, chicken, then top it with chicken or beef gravy and chopped green onions. To really take up the indulgence level you can add ~~southern~~ hot sauce like Frank's, and some Cajun seasoning.

It started because of my great love of poutine, and wondering how I could make it into a healthier full meal. I've done a million variations on it, too. Stir fried cabbage and onion instead of lettuce. Corned beef instead of chicken. Adding a fried egg on top... Very flexible weeknight meal.

I would absolutely serve this to someone if it ever came up, but it never has.

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Raw chickpeas. The small, black kind. I soak them overnight in cold water, and have them for breakfast along with a shot of espresso.

I got it from my dad. He used to have them with tea.

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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fresh tomato and dry roasted peanuts.

Actually I might try it on someone ...

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm trying to envision this. Is the tomato sliced or diced? Are the peanuts whole or crushed? Is this a spoon dish or do you use your hands?

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Mustard bread. I'm dead serious.

Edit to clarify: just a slice of bread with a heap of mustard rushedly spread on it. I either go for honey mustard if I'm looking for a bit of pep, or whole grain Dijon for savouring.

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

rice and lentils. Bit to mundane for company.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...delicious staple, love it with spinach leaves and coarse-chopped roma tomatoes on top...

its wonderful and I eat it all the time but don't make it for company.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Peanut butter out of the jar.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Germany has brands of bottled curry sauce that are great on white rice.

I've never seen them in the US... but mayonnaise and curry powder is close enough.

Ranch noodles, though, I've served to guests all the time. It is exactly what it sounds like. You squirt ranch dressing all over fresh elbow / corkscrew pasta, and ideally cool overnight. It's two-ingredient pasta salad. Ranch is buttermilk, garlic, dill, and a bunch of other spices. Great as a side. Add pepper.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

When I'm really lazy I make spaghetti with butter and bread crumbs.

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