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Personally I prefer throw new nullpointerexception (pawb.social)
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[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

explode https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.explode.php

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google " equivalent explode/implode" because it was so memorable

[–] yaniv@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I love die()! but PHP has exit(), too, and it does the same thing

[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MS Developers: Kill all children

[–] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago

Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linux: kill

[–] chris_hayes@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Also Linux: zombies, orphans