HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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Sorry, but Darwin awards are for people who improved the gene pool by removing themselves from it. I know anal is popular, but I don't think that's how you make babies.
Now, she could get an honorable mention for the attempt.
As she just injured herself and did not remove herself from the gene pool, she does not qualify.
I hate to break it to, especially as a man that appreciates a nice ass, the butt is not responsible for sexual reproduction.
What?
Darwin awards require that the person either kills themselves or removes themselves from the gene pool by maiming their sexual organs.
I see, I thought it was for people who shouldn’t breed
Headline says where she got shot in, but where shot got out?
I know this is a very challenging thing to do, butt (hehe) reading the article would grant you the following information:
fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”
No award for her :(
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But is the MRI machine OK?