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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

Saw a similar case this year here in Brazil, earlier in february. A pro-gun lawyer was accompanying his mother on a MRI. Once the thing started, his gun, a 9mm pistol, was sucked and shot once it got stuck on the MRI, hitting the man in the belly. He died 21 days later.

[–] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

On the bright side, she prevented an attack by a gunman in the MRI.

/s

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm guessing she was there to get an MRI because there was something wrong with her brain.

[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did anyone else read that as "Woman Enters MRI with a Machine Gun" ?

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[–] Sdnimm543@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

There are one or two entries on the wikipedia list of unusual deaths like that.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

But is the MRI machine OK?

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (12 children)

HOW? Also, did she get Darwin award?

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hear that's the million dollar wound.

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