this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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[โ€“] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Password length requirements: 6 inches"

Guy tries to make an account

"Password requirements not met"

"Bro I swear that's 6 inches ๐Ÿ˜ข"

[โ€“] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't login when it's cold.

[โ€“] mattd@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

My password was in the pool!

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty unsafe, because it makes people prefer big letters, i.e. W

[โ€“] plistig@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why my password consists exclusively out of Assyrian cuneiform letters, e.g.

Assyrian cuneiform U12030 MesZL 293

Yes, that's one letter.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

The Assyrians knew what they were doing