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submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fast forward half way and see if the woman is still there?

[–] xaxl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I fast forward half way and pray she still isn't slobbering on some knob at that point and they've gotten down to businesses already.

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

everyone is a little bit gay!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh yea this is how I managed to convince our building management company to identify bicycle thieves in our communal garage.