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[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] Today@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago

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[โ€“] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Here, take the poor man's gold ๐Ÿ…

[โ€“] derekabutton@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Haha pun thread moo yourself

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[โ€“] tee9000@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[โ€“] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 23 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] confuser@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

As an AMERICAN, I do not consent to you tracking my comments in any way. The CIA does not have JURISDICTION and I do not recognize THE sovereignty of aMERica.

:flag_chile: :flag_chile: PROUD TEXAN :flag_chile: :flag_chile:

[โ€“] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion) eric-andre

[โ€“] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] refalo@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

[โ€“] oessessnex@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When does the narwhal bacon?

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[โ€“] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

YATA - I can't fucking believe you'd do that.

:flag-liberia: :flag-liberia: Trump 2024 :flag-liberia: :flag-liberia:

[โ€“] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

this post doesn't apply to me at all but here's a paragraph about some third party bullshit that's tangentially related at best, but really doesn't meet the spirit of the post

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[โ€“] anon6789@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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