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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"OId man yells at cloud" energy

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't worry kiddo, the clouds'll start to piss you off too one day.

[–] assaultpotato@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

It doesn't even make me mad, I'm just scared and confused

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kiddo's middle aged – just not one to whine about language changing like it always fucking has

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

In my 40s and this isn't that daunting. Since I try to keep up with what people who want me dead (right wing) are lying about yo a degree, that feels way more stressful than mostly innocent slang. Dogwhistles are what I get annoyed at having to keep up with.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Looks more like the cloud is doing the yelling here

[–] msmc101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

oh my god a new generation is making different slang and memes? should we kill them????

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think the issue is that it's new or different. I think the problem is the amount. It feels like pop culture is a firehose now. It definitely feels like the democratization of culture that happened with the rise of the internet has kind of saturated our ability to process things.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the first generation truly raised on the internet and the speed of new slang reflects that.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm approaching 40 and I was online before middle school. This might be the first generation to be wholly raised on the internet (as in the vast majority of children), but it certainly isn't the actual first.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah I mean an entire generation of literal iPad babies.

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's wrong with galvanized square steel? It's a strong, corrosive resistant material great for regular use in damp environments. Just don't cut it, weld it, eat it, etc. Zinc isn't all that healthy in large amounts.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Little John uses that shit for everything.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Come the fuck on people, didn't you make the same promise to yourself that I did to be better to the generation that follows you than the previous generation was to yours?

This shit is so fucking stupid. Do better and don't become a fucking boomer

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe i'm missing context here but i fail to see how this is critiquing the new generation? it's just showing a person overwhelmed by (perceived) new slang, there's no judgment cast here

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Subtext. It's the suggestion that these terms are so incomprehensible as to be overwhelming in the first place. The subtext is that the younger generation is exhausting, specifically in their nonsense or otherness. There's assuming good faith and then there is intentionally ignoring the forest for the trees, and I think your suggestion is more for the latter than the former, frankly.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lemmy really showing its ass with memes about gen z slang. Kai Cenat is just a person, Unc has been around since the fucking 80s. Its ok for language to change. ITS GOING TO BE OK, BOOMER

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah a handful are just memes/references, like Raygun, Turkish shooter, JD Vance couch, and Hawk Tuah

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Fucking some of these memes make me feel 20 years younger than everyone else here

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who’s got the definitions

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ohio, in this context, actually means weird. I don't know the genesis of it entirely, but they a joke about Ohio being so boring that it's actually secretly full of weirdness and so now Ohio means weird.

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[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard most of these terms. Is that the joke?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago

Nah. It just means that you have a healthy relationship with the internet and those who recognize most of it should go touch grass.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone explain them all in a list now. Go!

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How are half of these "Gen Alpha phrases"? The edging Wikipedia article was created in 2004, for example.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

yeah but it's mainstream now

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Simply means that those terms/phrases are en vogue right now. Generally spoken generations are usually heavily influenced by the generation before them, popularizing things that someone before came up with

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

It's mainstream and also sometimes used outside of the strictly sexual context now

[–] bigboig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

I don't think anyone needs to get twisted defending zoomer slang. The whole point of this gibberish is that it ~~fucking sucks~~ is shitposting.

You mog into the abyss

It mogs back

Get mogged idiot

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This meme sucks and punching down on the next generation sucks even worse, so instead of focusing on all that noise here's a fun NSFW manga about Gen Alpha slang instead.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, this is largely gen z slang. Still agree with you though.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Just like borders, generational divides are fictional constructs. In reality there is enormous overlap between generations.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 1 month ago

Hasn’t “pookie” always been a thing circa “Rent”?

[–] LastJudgement@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Chat" being the worst one by far imo

[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 17 points 1 month ago

breaking the fourth wall IRL? i think it's brilliant. my generation got halfway there with "meta": "chat" is just the next step past that.

[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, if the boss says it's a meme, I agree with him. Whatever the boss says, that's the rule, I tell ya. I'm a real gooner for the boss. I goon for him like, 4-5 days a week so that one day I can pay some good guys to goon for me. Crime pays, boys!

[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 7 points 1 month ago

wow, way to devolve into the YouTube comments section, Lemmy. that's so not fetch.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Most of these terms and phrases are modern, but some wouldn't be out of place in the past. Demure and Chalant aren't new words, only more popular now. Locked in is a common phrase I've heard since I was a kid! Lover boy? Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy? Are you fucking kidding me?

These might have additional context attached to them when compared to the past, but they shouldn't be incomprehensible. Whoever made this isn't just out of touch with current culture, but culture in general 😑

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Goonmaxxing

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

just delete tik tok

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck(Ohio), I have brain rot

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I kinda want to make videos of old boomers using all the alpha slang to watch the chao ensue.

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