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People always argue that -num isn't a legitimate way for the name of an element to end, but I never see you guys talking about Platinium.
All words are made up and language isn't real
Then we also need to talk about Sodum, Potassum, Magnesum, Plutonum, Uranum, Cadmum, Chromum, Titanum and a bunch more. Why should Aluminum be the outlier?
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Team aluminum all the way. A higher up where I work is obsessed with stainless steel, he gets these monstrous heavy duty tables made out of SS that hold objects 1/3 of their weight. Makes lab rearranging a nightmare lol.
STEEL IS AN ALLOY, YOU PHILISTINE
The actual aluminium that people work with in actual real life are also alloys.
Your heresy is forgiven because you used the superior spelling of the metal in question.
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Aluminum is where it's at, and where it is, is everywhere.
Your cans? Aluminum. Your car? Mostly aluminum. Old wiring, you better believe that's aluminum. Your fucking phone screen is aluminum, sand paper is aluminum, half the birth stones are all aluminum let's fucking goooo baybee
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If you really want to stop the stainless steel obsession, you could start cleaning the benches with bleach and not rinsing again afterwards. The corrosion will set in quickly.
Aluminum will stain, but it won't start rusting.
I'll just get a spray bottle of mercury and fuck your aluminium assface right up.
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Two punches for calling it Aluminium
Us Americans are too excited about making stuff with our Uh-loo-min-um that we just skip pronouncing some of the vowels
Guy that named it called it Aluminum
Weirdo types that decided they were in charge of naming things decided to name it Aluminium so it "matched" the likes of other metals like titanium, iridium, etc
Guy that named it called it Aluminum, Alumium, and Aluminium. Aluminium stuck, even in the US.
Then some weirdo types decided they were in charge of naming things in the US decided it needs to be Aluminum. It took them about 50-90 years to succeed.
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Mistborn moment
Aluminum is F grade allomantic material.
I can't think of many things you encounter every day that just use straight iron. Only alloys that use iron
Meanwhile, you'll use very pure aluminum all the time
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"Oh, hey guys. Have you heard about this awesome metal called aluminum? I'm so cool I stan a metal that makes up 8% of the weight of the Earth's solid surface" - a fucking idiot
dwarf fortress taught me that aluminum is basically mithril
That's because the only way to get aluminum, historically, was to find nuggets of it. The process for extracting it from bauxite wasn't invented until the mid to late 1800s. This is reflected in Dwarf Fortress, as aluminum metal has the same value as platinum and bauxite is a near-worthless construction material.
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Love a good ferromagnetic metal but how about that electric conductivity of copper
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Non drinkable metals are just lame. You cannot even make a good cocktail without Mercury or Gallium.
I saw something the other day where a dude talking about a car they were fixing up said they used aluminum for the finish because it looked better than steel and I'm just like "that sounds like how I've heard girls prefer eggshell to off-white. They're the same color!"
He's right, though. I can't think of a metal more versatile than aluminium
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At least we can all agree that diamond is the hardest metal.
Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man, it is the metal you use to break diamond
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Soft ass non-magnetic piece of shit aluminum
Team Stainless Steel all the way. Strong and tougher than that weak aluminum shit.
...anodised aluminium beats stainless steel in every application except hardness...
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I still can't believe there's people pronouncing it aluminium instead of aluminium
You do realise that aluminium (ium) is not spelled the same as aluminum (um) ? It's not a case of the same letters being pronounced two different ways
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Uranium is the one true metal
Can confirm Rust is superior!
Don’t get me started on titanium! 🙄
Titanium is awesome, though. Has similar corrosion properties to aluminum (in that it only oxidizes on the surface), is similar in strength to iron/steel, but is only about 60% of the weight iron. So it's lighter.
Plus if you mix in molybdenum and I think some nickel, you can have yourself a very long lasting spring that won't sag like steel springs after several years.
Main downside is it's so expensive compared to iron :(
I just spent 4 hours renaming every instance of "aluminum" into "aluminium" in a bunch of inventor projects. >.>
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