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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 90 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I thought you was black, man?

[–] neo@lemmy.hacktheplanet.be 3 points 3 months ago

username checks out

[–] Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 43 points 3 months ago

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Hack the Gibson

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

Checks the fuck out 💯

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I loved this movie. I'm not gonna change my mind!

I'm also not gonna watch it again any time soon ...

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Yes you will.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That OST is full of great tracks.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 25 points 3 months ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

[–] DxK@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

They Dorf'd him.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 21 points 3 months ago

Hack the planet!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 3 months ago

Hack the planet!!!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a spiritual successor to Hackers that I'd like to see, and here's the way you generate the script for it:

It's a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There's no stakes because if they get caught they're just going to say "Yeah you caught me, here's my letter, call this manager and we'll go from there" so it's got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

I'm thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Its in that place where I put that thing that time."

[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago
[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Crowdstrike the planet

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is a fake picture, I see no furries

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Good song tho.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like angelina Jolie's career peaked at this point

[–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't think so, she was better known for Mr and Mrs Smith and Lara Croft but whatever she did in Salt was what tanked her and justifiably so

[–] yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Can't believe people just blame Salt when Wanted was way worse

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, there's a movie I keep forgetting about.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is Salt worth watching at all?

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I saw it at the cinema and vaguely remember enjoying it well enough. It's not a great movie, but it's not awful, either. I didn't know that it was supposed to be terrible; it looks like reviewers gave it a slightly better than average score.

I don't expect ever to watch it a second time, if that helps.

Lara Croft and the Cradle of Life, though... All I can remember about it now is that afterwards, my friends and I agreed that we should've trusted our instincts and just walked out after about 30 minutes.

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[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Razor and Blade should be real

[–] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, they're leet

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