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Yes, Indeed.
Also...yes
Yes, and yes
Horny and depressed.
Story of my life.
Sometimes I’m just bored.
are u ~~masturbating~~ sleeping because you're ~~horny~~ sleepy or because you're depressed and need the dopamine
Can't be depressed while you're asleep. My coping mechanism numero uno
C. Just trying to keep the inventory fresh in order to not get cancer
But you did that every 45 minutes
Imagine having a refractory period
I've literally had partners envious of my turn around time.
The cancer can sneak up on you at any moment. Can't let your guard down
I can be two things.
Is there a difference?
Not afaict
Don’t call me out like that
Both, and I also rub one out every time I read a comment from a no-fapper
November is exhausting
I also rub one out every time I read a comment from a no-fapper
Based.
November is exhausting
Sad but true. Still, thank you for your service O7
I ask myself this question every hour of every day. 😔
Holy cardio friend!
Stop beating that poor thing!
Bro gives edge lord a whole different meaning.
Both
Neither. Just keeping the pipes clean
Yes.
I'm in this meme and I don't like it.
I used to be in this meme, now I read it and feel a certain sense of relief that I'm becoming a little bit more like the person I want to be.
If you want to talk about anything you've got people here who want to listen to you.
I'm having post nut clarity. For the next 20 minutes everything is alright.
The second one, plus the prolactin helps me fall asleep.
Y'all I've been too embarrassed to tell my therapist but the way I pulled myself out of a deep depression a few months ago was because I started masturbating regularly, which I had never done before. It's not working very well anymore but now when I talk to them it's like "oh well what were you doing differently last time you felt better?" Idk man, it's a mystery.
I can't do either for two more months because of lower surgery
I feel you friend
When I got a hernia a couple years ago I couldn't for 3 months due to pain before the surgery‡ and then 2 months after the surgery (doc said 2 weeks but there was still too much pain in the area)
That was hard
‡ Had to wait 3 months because my insurance was insisting it was an "optional" surgery because it didn't have my guts pinched so they were not wanting to cover it. My doc was insistent that it wasn't optional due to the level of pain I was in. In the end the doc won and it was covered.
Until the postnut clarity kicks in...
Both
Or Are you horny because you're masturbating
Man I need a therapist fr, leaving ex to take care of my self, lots of anxiety xd
You should find one, they're worth it
Progress update, been going out with friends a bunch, every weekend, concert, movies n shiz. Invited friends to my house for a party n shiz and was fun, got laid with one of the friends I've been hanging out the most. It's chill tho it's kinda a bit of friends with benefits, but ahahaha they're like sooo much nicer and sweeter with hella more interests in common compared to my last ex. I wont end up dating them cuz I just wanna have friends but it makes me happy knowing that my standards could be way higher for next time.
I've been feeling hella more self motivated and awake, more than ever. Going from an online relationship to actually going out n shiz is like the best thing I've done. It's tragic how my last relationship ended but now I'm a bit more glad it happened. Still friends with them msg them ocassionally but I had taken a long break from them to reset my mindset.
I'm enjoying my friends, the one friend with benefits might end up to come back to bite me in the ass due to getting feelings but we're still being good friends and they already asked if I wanna hang out this weekend again ahahah. Life good atm, but will def get a therapist at some point.