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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 5 months ago
[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

"I guess this is why real companies do regression testing."

[–] Dragonish7767@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

When somebody else takes down prod 1000005519

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Should have been caught by the CI environment.

[–] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Commits going right to prod makes my skin crawl.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.run 4 points 5 months ago

"This wouldn't have happened if you had told me where you keep the f**king catnip, Susan!"