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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

it's time to put all the police in jail

edit: and judges

Time to learn what you're consigning us to over your mostly trivial shit. Don't buy it before you try it!

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Over all I hope our electoral college of people who we don't even know can vote for a good president for us. You know a Republic, lol. I hate kings, but random assholes chosen by random assholes are A-OK.

[–] 3volver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The mental gymnastics involved here are beyond Olympics level. This guy just should just admit he wants to suck Trump's dick, it's the only way it makes sense.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Its time we put that sherriff in a sanitarium

[–] Riker@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This should immediately disqualify you from holding any law enforcement position.

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