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I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.

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[–] amio@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny, but unironically a pretty good idea.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One of my first computer jobs was working in a student computer lab at my undergraduate university. This was back in the mid 90s-ish.

We had three types of computers - windows machines running 3.1 or whatever was current then, Macs who would all do a Wild Eep together when they rebooted en masse, and Sun X Windows dumb terminals that were basically just (obviously) unix machines for all intents and purposes. This was back when there were basically like 5 websites total, and people still hadn’t heard of Mosaic.

So everyone wanted the windows and Mac boxes, and only took the xterms when there was nothing else open. I was the primary support person for them since none of the other people wanted to learn Unix and I was the only CS major.

The X boxes suffered from two main learning hurdles. One was that backspaces were incorrectly mapped into some escape key sequence, and the other is that it would drop you from (I think) pine into emacs as a mail editor as soon as you hit it. 90% of my time was telling people how to exit emacs. It was that, putting more paper into the printers, and teaching myself more programming than I was learning in classes.

[–] modeler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My god that brought back memories. The first commands when sitting at a new terminal was always, always:

stty sane

stty erase '^H'

It was well into the 2000s before Unix had useable defaults.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

God, I remember the backspace thing. I hope whoever allowed a computer to be shipped in that condition got fired.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If anyone needs the command: :q!

If you want the computer to ask if you're sure: :q

If you want to save: :wq

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You’re nullifying that safety measure by doing this you know

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Some people just want to see the world burning

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

It's the opposite of nerd sniping.

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:wq will write even if you didn't change anything; :x won't. (similar to :w vs :up)

[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would I want to exit vim?

[–] DWin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I tmux my vim session so I never have to exit it, I just end the session and NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENS

[–] lemme_at_it@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It is much easier not to

[–] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like nano because it has worked any time I needed it. I don't dislike nano because I'm not good enough at Linux to have ever run into its limitations

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never get the need to use vim and nano exists.

[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Vim really is an IDE, not a text editor. It's usable as an editor but overkill.

Nano serves a difference purpose. It's like telling someone on a bike that a mustang is better.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Vim is absolutely not an IDE. It has no integrations with any language. It's just a powerful text editor. You can add language plugins and configure it to be an IDE.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No offense intended here - But why is this being upvoted?

vim absolutely is an IDE if that is how you want to use it. Syntax highlighting, linter, language specific autocomplete, integrated sed/regex. And much, much more.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You can't run and debug things in vim, can you?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Syntax highlighting, linting, and language specific autocomplete are features supported by plugins and scripts. Plain, simple vim is a powerful extensible text editor. The extensibility makes it easy to turn into an IDE.

[–] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's syntax highlighting by default in vim though.

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

my car is absolutely a boat if you put a boat motor on the back of it and waterproof it

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[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

So like Word vs Notepad?

[–] nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Troz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I made that switch a few months ago just so I could cut, copy and paste without having to lookup how to do it. it's been great.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

when you click enable vim it should just start nano

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[–] Serpardum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's very easy to terminate vim. I just use the power button.

[–] DNOS@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Uh... so u guys don't change the PC each time that's cool I would definitely try that ...

[–] chraebsli@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Great idea for when you start in IT! Always had trouble first year in my apprenticeship when i had accidentally opened vim. Ask for first time and after 2 months not used.

Did someone already open a pull request?

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tricky question, but I think I have a solution:

:!readlink /proc/$PPID/fd/* | grep "$(dirname %)/.$(basename %).sw" | xargs -I{} rm "{}" ; kill -9 $PPID

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't mean to be all "BuT iT's cLOseD SoURce" but you should give Logseq or Zettlr a try. They're similar WYSIWYG markdown editors, but also FOSS. Zettlr also has vim keys.

Plus Obsidian is horrible at editing tables.

[–] doeknius_gloek@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also not a fan about the closed source thing, but I like about Obsidian that it's all just markdown. If I ever need to ditch it, I can keep and use my existing files as they are.

Would this also be possible with Zettlr or Logseq?

[–] drh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Been using Logseq for six months, and yes. It’s all just .md and media files referenced by relative links.

This was an important factor the choice to use it. Having used several note taking applications / systems, getting your data ‘out’ in a painless fashion is the #1 concern.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A lot of my personal dislike for VIM would be done away with if it just had a helpful common keys cheat sheet (basic cursor navigation, edit mode, exit with and without saving, etc) at the bottom of the editor window like Nano does.

[–] CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Really, I'd just recommend using nano then. It's installed basically anywhere you can find vim and works perfectly fine as a text editor! To use vim effectively it has a learning curve no matter what, so it's not necessarily meant for everyone.

[–] jayemar@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I understand where you're coming from, but as a frequent user of vim I'd much rather have the additional line of text.

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