I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.
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Rocks are for throwing. Even if it is perfect, it's temporary. A good stick will last years if treated well.
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stick.
I'll take both and you can't do shit.
Or I'll come after you with my rock and stick.
The only correct answer
Perfect rock is for the wife, she'll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.
I have to skip that rock in the closest body of water
With a strap? I'm taking the rock, but if it's CQC? Sharpened stick every time. Spear > staff > sword, etc.
For my quest? Hmm. Sticks are pretty useful. However In fantasy quests rocks are often runes that can hold powerful spells.
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So smoth So rund
I'll throw the rock at you and then take your stick. And then pick up my rock and leave.
The rock . . . and a piece of string to wind around.
Stick for sure.
Stick.
Ahem
ROCK AND STONE
I'm lying actually, I'm a stick kinda guy