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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time he tries to smile it looks fake. Every single time. He literally does not know how to do one of the most basic of human expressions.

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this looks like constipation.

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, OP, are you the Natalie Portland of War Stars, D for Dendetta, and The Revengers??

[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you! Yes! You may have also seen my academy award winning performance in Blank Swan

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

D: Doop-la! In da house, a humble derelict dude, cast decidedly as both do-gooder and devil by the delirium of Fate. This display, no mere disguise of dignity, is a dedication to the popular deal, now devoid, defunct. However, this dauntless description of a by-gone disquiet, stands densified and has dared to destroy these dishonest and deadly diseases displaying debauchery and deigning the demoniac disturbed and distraught disregard of desire.

The only decision is defilement; a dendetta, held as a direction, not defeasible, for the disbursement and decency of such shall one day defend the discerning and the distinguished.

De facto, this decoction of drivel deviates most diffusely, so let me simply add that it's my definite good honor to meet you and you may call me D.

Edey Hammond: What an amazing D. But you should buy the dictionary DLCs to improve your docabulary. Ah fuck

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

the delirium of Fate.

Could've stayed on brand by substituting destiny for fate

[–] crawley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wow, this is ducking amazing!

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know it's just a meme but I would love to never lay eyes on this fucking piece of human shit ever again

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Rhonda Sandtits

[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ronda Santis

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Meatball Ron.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why does he always hold his arms straight down with his palms turned in and his fingers slightly spread like that? There's no way that's a natural posture, but he looks like that all the time. Did someone coach his posture to try to mimic Trump? Because it looks awful.

[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Apparently they both use lifts so maybe related to that?

He looks like he's supper high but also met some friend from his parents' and he's trying to play cool.

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

“Hey, girl. Looking good tonight. Want to go get some Thigh Food at the Thigh restaurant?”

[–] nuke@yah.lol 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

That what happens when you cram 2 inches of lifts in a pair of cowboy boots then stand for hours. Dude is going to be crippled after the race is over I swear

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is he pooping on stage? That's exactly how a toddler looks when he oopsies.

And then he started crying, right?

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh there's not enough wine or weed in the world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I get rohypnol vibes from that dude.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Wait, before I introduce you, how do you pronounce thigh food?

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lincoln project? I didn't know they do shit posts. That disappoints me.

Also fuck desantis and most other politicians.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's pretty much all they do. They've done nationally aired political shitpost ads.

[–] Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I’m happy that they’re shit posting. They’re a bunch of flaming cunts that only appear to be sane because the massive exploding raging fire cunts that have taken over the GOP are so wildly worse. Once they get back in power they will be repressing women and minorities and handing out more tax breaks and “incentives” to the rich. This helps cement that, for one brief shining moment, they were almost - if accindentally- aligned with the good of the country.

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had to search Google "flaming cunts" to understand what you were saying.

I get it now.

I feel like my chakras aligned.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I made this post making fun of Amy Schumer's appearance (comparing her to a potato). Everyone in the comments told me it was mean and we don't have to make fun of people for their appearance.

The people on this website are internally inconsistent. I get that it's just a bunch of random people upvoting and down voting; but it makes it impossible to judge how your post will be received. Unless you're just straight pandering, there's a 50% chance you'll be downvoted for being too insensitive. Even if you see another post be successful doingthe same thing.

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Bro who gives a shit