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Choose your own appearance.
Unlimited time
Balanced economies.
Health Potions
Volume adjusters
Infinite wealth exploits that the average person can exploit without getting into trouble. I could especially use this feature.
Though, a more serious answer would probably be something like infinite resources you find in certain games. For example, infinite weapons in games like Fallout 3, NV, and 4 from enemies periodically respawning when you're gone. Or in sandbox games like minecraft, how you can easily get seemingly infinite trees and bonemeal without completely destroying the ecosystem.
Stacking items and having it only take up one inventory slot in our backpack!
Mushrooms that make me grow tall and gives an extra life. Bonus would be the fire flower.
Best I can do are mushrooms that can give you a new lease on life, or at absolute worse psychosis.
Want some fire flower? I know a guy for that too.
Quest markers, always providing information on how to progress
A pause button
Monkey's Paw: You are also paused. You cannot move to unpause. You are trapped in your own consciousness forever, as is everyone else.
Detailed options so I mute background chatter or silence selected NPCs.
Subtitles for conversations not in my native language.
Carry as much as you can fit into your inventory and ignore the weight.
Inventory packs that seem bigger on the inside.
Like seriously, how does Red from Pokémon carry a whole dang bike in his backpack? Imagine trying to smuggle that across toll booths.
I play a lot of VR and I catch myself trying to use the gravity glove to pick things off the ground
Difficulty setting. I play on easy mode and DGAF what anyone thinks because my time is precious and I’m playing for fun. I decide what’s fun.
Creative/cheat mode…let me just pause, build myself a fantastic 10 story house… Open inventory and spawn a wife, 3 kids, a dog and 2 billion dollars in my pocket. Oh no, does that mean I can't get achievements because I cheated? Oh well.
Steal a car, lose the cops and it’s mine now. No consequences.
Important story moments of your life play as cutscenes which you have no control over…so you can’t mess it up and know you’re exactly where you should be. This would be peaceful.
Hints & tutorials.
Play as a different character.
Choose your appearance instantly -gender, body shape, skin/eye/hair color, size of nose/ears/eyebrows, clothes, accessories
Things you buy spawn instantly wherever you are
Change tattoos instantly, including removing
Closed captioning for all dialogue and other sounds
Increase skills simply by grinding, even for things like skateboarding, singing, playing music, acrobatics etc that require raw talent and YEARS of training/practice
Bug reports
Running and jumping all the time without issue. I'm not old per se, but I'm no spring chicken. I'm only 35, in decent shape, and I have a pretty active job, but I still cringe at the thought of the sheer impact of landing from jumping as high as I can. I was not kind to my knees in my late teens and early twenties. And I'm so goddamn tired.
Infrastructure designed for a fun game experience, not cars.
Pause screen
Free repec my self. Want to take all the work I put into my current career and relocate it somewhere else.
Private maps that show you where you've been and what missions you need to complete there.
Right now, all I have is the thermal map of photos linked to a Google account, and that is way too creepy because the location-based data is housed with a transnational corporation and is dependent on photos I feed to the machine.
character creator, shove a RobCo Reflectron in the newborns face so they can generate their preferred potato look
Inventory autosort