ugh...this made me remember an argument between me and my cousin, i was confronting him why i don't use insta and all i talked about these big techs eyeing on all of us, he clowned me by saying "what do i have in my phone?, am i an celebrity?".

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 30 points 1 year ago

Same, people keep me asking, why don't you have whatsup, facebook, instagram or gmail? Fucking hell, we living in a dystopia where everyone need this apps as basic, corporation win and everyone clapping like monkeys.

[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

This is equal parts horrifying, hilarious AND depressing. The hat trick

[–] Ineocla@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it just me or is this image fucking terrifying

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for letting us know your fears, this info has been added to our database for later use

[–] Cato_the_Posadist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

…updating

…downloading

…refreshing

…fears.dtb complete

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

The one downvote is from Zuc himself.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Zuck in the EU: I receive €13 AND still collect your personal data.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Mark is my paralysis demon

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

+ Dopamine addiction

[–] WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

+ decreased attention span

[–] MortyMcFry@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Smoked meats too

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sweet baby rays

[–] pedge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

m e a t f i b r e s

[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

already have that

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good news! It can get worse

[–] magmaus3@szmer.info 2 points 1 year ago

no thanks

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You also receive some sporadic awkard memes.