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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The blinky lights make it compile faster!

I'm getting older but nah, fuck it, I like RGB lighting in my build. I have a cool mostly open case with a glass front that you can wall mount Pretty sure it's an older version of this thing. if not it's a very similar setup and making all my components glisten red or react to explosions in an FPS just feels cool to me.

I turn down the brightness though cuz holy shit they come set to 2x the sun by default

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They don't get it, RGB equals performance!

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

The watermark over the watermark on this...for that extra shitposty goodness.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

don't even have one of em glass windows on my pc and happy with it

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But do you have a rainbow keyboard?

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

only caus I got it for free, I turn the lights off tho

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I turned off the lights except for when I type. It's super subtle. It's practically the same! but I still identify as RGB all the way!

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I'm such a shitty programmer.

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