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Put the fish down. (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It is customary among her people that the man bring a leg of a lingta to the first courtship dinner. Make sure it's fresh, as if you had just killed it. Then use the leg to sweep aside everything on the table and declare in a loud voice, "I have brought you this! From this day, I wish to provide food for you and your House! All I ask is to share your company and do honor to your name!"

[โ€“] 7of9@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

That's what we call an attention getter!

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