[an industrial machine labeled ORPHAN LAUNCHER 3000 is in the process of launching an orphan in the air]
[green, distraught] Launching orphans into the sun seems morally wrong
[orange capitalist, annoyed] See! Cancel culture is trying to take everything from us
https://thebad.website/comic/the_last_free_thinking_entrepreneur
Launching orphans into the sun sounds like a massive expenditure of energy for limited reward. Surely there must be more profitable ways of dealing with them?
look at the comic again. the orphan being launched has their arms raised and is going "aaaaaaahhhh" like on a rollercoaster. clearly having fun!/profits have nothing to do with it, this is the most ethical way to handle the situation