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Microsoft development strategy (infosec.pub)

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[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

"...but I ignored your specific instructions and instead ran the washing machine for 15 hours. That was very wasteful of me, and you're right that was not what I was instructed to do, but I did it anyways."