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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Evicted a whole bunch of fish? "Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!" "This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where'd you go?" "Breaking news... the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky."
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"My legs MY LEGS!!"

We're just angering all the marine life now.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago