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Get a dog. I'm now forced to get up early to take it out, otherwise it will pee on my bed.
(Do not actually get a pet if you cannot take care of them.)
Also, children will do this to you.
(DO NOT actually have children if you are just trying to wake up earlier.)
A tamagotchi will also do this.
(DO get a tamagotchi if you are trying to wake earlier)
Do they still make those?
You can apparently buy one for 37€ right now. They're still in production and have sold nearly 90 million units over the years.
They made a hatsune miku tamagotchi.
Did the trick for me!
my kid has started waking up later...
that quiet time before everyone else wakes up 👍
Even better, try two puppies. Sleep will be your last problem now.
I am up at 5:15 every weekday, my dog stays in bed until I make her go outside and pee before I leave at 5:55. If left to her own devices she'll want out around 9am. Mileage may vary