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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB? (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] rikudou@lemmings.world 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Just use Mongo, it scales so well!

Never understood why anyone chose Mongo. Though I have some funny memories getting rid of it because it was slowing the app down sooo much.

If you need something for storing JSONs and querying, just use ElasticSearch/OpenSearch.

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago

Or add a column next to the json with some data about the json and index that.

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