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Just out of curiosity, how many wars have you people won on your own?
The Civil War?
Due to not punishing the traitors hard enough, we really only paused it.
Northerners: The American Civil War
Southerners: The War for States' Rights
Deep Southerners: The War of Northern Aggression
Deep Deep Rednecks: North 1, South 0, HALFTIME!
I think this time it would be cheaper to just let them secede and pay relocation expenses for the remaining good people.
I went to college, only about 10 years ago, somewhere where the redneck fraternity chanted "1, 2, 3 Robert E Lee! 3, 2, 1 South Shoulda Won!"
The confederates had indirect help from some other countries, but they didn't win so... Yeah.
Well, they also lost that one.
Really? There was absolutely no French assistance there?
You're thinking of the Revolutionary War. In the US Civil War, the Second French Empire was friendly towards the Confederates, not the Union.