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[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

As someone who lives somewhere that just got up to 120° f hot metal is no joke. We had a ton of people hospitalized a few years back because they went to open gates to their homes and weren't expecting scolding hot metal when it was already like 11pm.

I'm not going to hate this because it's a idea that doesn't work, I'm going to hate it because it's just another method to harm people who want to come to the land of the free. On top of it border states like to charge people for leaving out water so just anything they can possibly do to be vindictive and hateful I guess.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

scolding hot metal

I like the mental imagery


it's not scalding hot, no, the metal is actively chastising you.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago

"You KNOW better than to touch me when I've been in the sun all day!"

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