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One time I brought a watermelon to a picnic so that I could show off my fancy butterfly knife and I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to wrap my hand in duct tape to stop the bleeding while someone else distracted the children. Worth it.
Something similar happened to me the first ... And last ... Time I used a mandoline.
What's hilarious about this pic is the thing you're supposed to be using to keep your hands safe is sitting off to the side
That's true! That was the one included safety device I used right before cutting off my finger tip.
It's an initiation rite, not a measurement of personal failure.
that's what the cowboy hat is for
Tbf with many mandolins those things are utter garbage especially if you need to go fast, not waste 20% of your food, and aren’t into dulling the blades when you slam metal prongs into them which is 40% of why you never see professional chefs use the guard in videos (the other 60% being “I’m a super cool chef” bullshit which is why they also never wear the protective gloves either