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[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 97 points 1 month ago (24 children)

So, in Ireland, you need to go to a so called Off License to purchase alcohol or ciggies (the latter you can purchase at a newsagent as well). Went to my local grocery shop which had its own Off License to buy some tobacco. New guy working there, apparently from Poland. He asked me for my ID. I gave him my ID from another EU country which is basically the size of a credit card. He would absolutely not believe me that this was my official ID - even though as far as I know, the Polish IDs are the same format. He insisted I'd have to provide him with a drivers license (which I never had in the first place) or to show him my passport (which I didn't own either since you don't need one travelling from one EU country to another). This went back and forth for about ten minutes until I asked to speak to the manager for the first time ever in my life. Manager popped by and I explained what was going on. The manager checked my ID card and told the new guy: 'Of course that's an official ID, you gobshite...'. It made me chuckle and off I went with my tobacco.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Are you one of those 40 year olds that look like they are 15 or something?

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop trying to pretend you're younger, spez

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Throws targeted ads at you and permabans you afterwards

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Damn you Steeeeve Hufflepuff!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

hegestus, brought to you by the church of latter day days

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

You're one of those 40 year olds who looks 38?

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