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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (33 children)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[–] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know, I was certainly spending time with him during the alleged attack. He couldn't have done it while sat across from me at that diner, many miles away from where the crime happened.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

You're thinking of dinner. A diner is a place that serves food.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Source? It sounds like a conspiracy theory based on nothing

What indicates that would be the case?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was no murderer. He died of natural causes

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

After all, shootings are just a natural part of life.

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