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"Can I use my Sick Day to take a half day Friday to start my 24 hour Star Wars marathon this weekend?"
"So, Rules as Written, absolutely not. But.... we're gonna go with the Rule of Cool on this one. See you Monday."
Only if you include the holiday special.
...looks like I'll be here until 5.
I mean, they'd have to. There's six movies, each a little over two hours long. Let's say that gets you up to 14 hours. Then there's the two Ewok movies. Assuming that they're each two hours long (I can't be bothered to check) that gets you to 18 hours. The Holiday Special is 98 minutes long, but even rounding that up to two hours that only gets you to 20 in total. Then what? Watch the cutscenes for Dark Forces 2 and Rebel Assault 2? There's only so much Star Wars available.
9 main theatrical releases, Rouge One, Solo, 7 seasons of The Clone Wars, The Bad Batch, The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Andor...
That's just off the top of my head & I know I'm forgetting a lot...
LOL. What the Mandella Effect are you talking about? There are not 9 main theatrical Star Wars releases.
Are you counting release updates? Stuff like the soundtrack change on the original Star Wars and changing OGSW to Episode 4 A New Hope?
Talking about the special edition Star Wars releases can upset some Star Wars fans, so it's best just to count the Star Wars movies as Episodes 1 through 6. Any other discussions could get someone doxxed and they could wind up with an enraged Star Wars fan knocking at their door ready to assault them with a dueling lightsaber. It's not really as dangerous as it sounds given the limp wristed sweaty palmed grip of your average Star Wars fan, but the threat of discomfort, embarrasment, and a nerd in a brown bathrobe showing up and making your HOA or apartment complex upset is very real.
If we're going full nerd here, Machete Order says there's only 5 movies...