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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi 270 points 2 days ago (11 children)

We have epstein files.

There are no epstein files.

Epstein was a hero.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 162 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Next will be "Those girls were lucky to have been raped by a man like Trump"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Strong, Powerful, Man

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