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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren't worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn't even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren't big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they'd just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Twist: There is a reliable method, but it is being suppressed because penis insecurity drives so many behaviors that it is considered a load-bearing pillar of world economics. Penis equity would lead to global collapse.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's being suppressed not by Big Penis, but by Small Penis.

[–] Honse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Big small penis is behind this

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