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Surely the baby is in limbo.
Yeah, limbo is all the unbaptized adults from all time periods, floating on a sea of trillions of aborted and miscarried fetuses. God keeps saying He's going to deal with it and clean up the backlog eventually but at this point I think He's just holding out for Armageddon when everyone gets in for free anyway. God never closes His browser tabs either.
God is saving up quadrillions of baby souls so He can blast Earth with a baby beam to kick off the apocalypse.