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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I’ve heard that the smell of a banana makes bees go crazy and they go into attack mode. You didn't hear that me…🐝

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

wee, nice. Throw a banana at a beehive, kill a billionaire

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 19 hours ago

Reminds me

"- I can't believe he's dead.

  • Were it so easy..."
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