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[โ€“] mwproductions@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:

A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?

  • Honk your horn and yell at them.
  • Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
  • Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
  • Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.

I was so tempted to pick the last option.

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 day ago

A, C, and D in that order.