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[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (9 children)

DM had a little trinket in a village, a straw with presditgation. He thought nothing of it, I jumped at the chance to get it.

Many sessions later we amaglmise a blade to make bannas, we finagle with the DM enough so we can get a lot of Bannas very easily.

Yet later still, someone in our party tried to tame a monster bear, whole ordeal, anyway, we get the DM to say if we get 500 gold of honey we can tame him.

I say presditgation. I make the Bannas taste like honey, we fool the bear, we pay 0 gold and got a bear.

[–] FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What is a 'banna'? I thought you might have meant 'banana', but you tripled down so now I'm not sure. The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand, a beach in Ireland

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, Banana, I misspell it so often my autocorrect doesn't correct it.

You can remove the suggestion, though if you've already trained it that hard it may not stick. Just click and hold on the incorrect spelling and drag to a trashcan that will pop up

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I make the Bannas taste like honey

The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand

There's always honey in the Banna Strand.

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