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I used to work at the bank and bank robbers are almost always caught. Not because they didn't get away from robbing the bank. It's because once they do it once they continue robbing banks and one day they will get caught.
We regularly get reports for bank robbers that hit a branch. They typically hit another close branch, but we lock our doors the second they pull up.
Huh? So like you see someone drive up and you're like "yea that looks like a bank robber, better close the bank"? I mean bank robbers don't have any signage so how would another bank know to close/lock the doors? Not making logical sense to me
"We just got robbed by a man in this car, who looks like this"
"Oh, a man in a car that looks just like that, just pulled in, better lock the doors"