this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Enemies of Christmas! To battle! Choose your weapon:

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Obviously the Menorah.

It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.

[–] webpack@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

the coffee has splash damage and high DoT though

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Y'all underestimating the low casting cost of saying "happy holidays".

[–] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 9 points 1 year ago

splash damage

I snorted 😂

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, it does AoE, but only once.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Unless we use videogame logic and it's an infinite coffee cup

[–] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

It can do heat damage too if you use McDonald's coffee

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The card can give you one hell of a paper cut.

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