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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 52 points 1 day ago (13 children)

How in God's name do you bankrupt a casino?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By using it to launder money.

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Using it to launder money usually results in an extremely profitable casino, not the opposite.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago

I have a feeling Trump thought money laundering involved laundromats.

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